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SO FUNNY! 8 Things Your Parents Probably Said As They Flogged You (Photos)

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1. “If i hear peem”

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“One word must not come out of your mouth”

2. “If you move your hand, i’ll add more”

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Ultimate form of torture.

3. “Oya, hold your lips like this”

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“I dont even want to hear you breathe”.

4. “Stand on that tile and don’t move an inch”

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You’ll be doing gymnastics over cane.

5. “Don’t beg me, it’ll only make it worse”

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Dun cry dun beg, issallova.

6. “If I let my hand touch you, you’ll see heaven”

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“Just jejely take the cane and go”.

7. I didn’t kill my mother so you won’t kill me

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“I’ll kill you before you kill me”.

8. “Did you just raise your hand to block me? You want to box me”

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